[headshots mostly from IMDB; Chris’ character descriptions from his on-set Q&A]

“So first, we have Miss Rebel, who is playing my sidekick and partner-in-crime in the writing club.”

“And then we have Carter Jenkins, [who plays] a very wealthy student who employs all of our parents.”

“And then we have- where is Graham? There’s Graham somewhere, who is the very flamboyant Seth Thomas of the drama department.”

“And then we have Miss Sarah Hyland from Modern Family who is playing the queen bitch, Claire.”

“And then we have Ashley Rickards, playing Vicki. She was up there, smoking.”

“And next, Matt who plays Dwayne, the boy who enjoys his… supplements?”

“And Roberto, who is playing the foreign exchange student.”

“And I think [I’ve got everybody]… Robbie? Oh, Robbie, yes! But you’re a jock; I don’t care about you.”

“And then Allie Grant is playing Remy, the high-strung yearbook editor.”